How best to sum up the habits of Homo hungaricus? Says little but shoots from
the hip like only a cowboy can. Happy to scrap in a pub with his male enemies or
jump into bed with a lady friend. Prefers to fire arrows backwards on horseback
and can often be spotted carrying a frozen chicken home in a plastic bag. A
confirmed alcoholic. No, of course he?s not an alcoholic, he just likes a
drink... or two. Loves tripe but can manage with pizza. Long on complaining but
short on fuse. Known to shed tears in his beer but should he slap the table,
it?s sure to send ripples far beyond the bar. Used to be really good at football
but is now really good at remembering how good he was. This guide will take you
on a ride to Mars, point out the border between Belgium and the home of Magyar
man, outline the limitations of his ideal society and prove beyond doubt that he
can wire up an atomic bomb whilst standing in the saddle and driving a team of
horses. Should this book leave you not knowing whether to laugh or cry, please
feel free to do both at once.